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The crime scene: A young violinist gave an outstanding solo performance at an intimate concert hall that fit 67 people. With her expressive phrasing, incomparable technique, and explosive passion, she inspired all 67 people of the audience to turn their lives upside down.
All 67 apparently went home, kissed and hugged their kids, took the iPhones from their hands, dumped them in the toilet, played songs and happily sang together all night long. Then, they put the kids to sleep and made love all night until sunrise. They wholeheartedly laughed and discussed the subtle effects of the musical nuances that caused a tingling sensation on their fingertips, lips, and in their lower bellies. They made a commitment to each other to live like that every day, from that moment on.
Outside the concert hall the activists protested. Apparently the iPhones dumped in the toilet went directly into the ocean, polluting the families of several species of dolphins, addicting their little ones to social media and cute baby penguin videos.
Back to the crime scene. We have permission from the media executives to air the young violinist's concert 24 hours a day, without commercials, on all channels, indefinitely.
Stay in front of your TV’s. But beware of the sound of music. It may irrevocably alter your consciousness.
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